I keep hearing people say that all you do in Diablo 3 is click things. This is stupid on multiple levels. First off, If you just stood still and clicked on an enemy without moving to dodge attacks, using crowd control abilities, or managing your health, you would die. No, not only on the hardest difficulties. I assume that the whole “you just click on things” argument is supposed to point out that Diablo 3 is shallow? Or that it’s mindlessly easy? It’s not! There is strategy involved. No, it’s not freaking Civilization, but you’re still playing a freaking game. It’s not manual labor.
Also, have you ever enjoyed a shooter on your PC? What do you think you’re doing when you shoot all those aliens, Nazis, and brown people? You are CLICKING ON THEM.
Look, if you want to criticize Diablo 3, there is a LOT to criticize. How about the predictable, cookie cutter story? Or the scary consequences that may come out of the auction house that uses real money? But if I hear one more person say that all you do is click things, I’m going to kill a goat. I don’t even know where I would get a goat, but I will, and I will do unkind things to it.
Also, I really like Back to the Future Part II.