OK, this comic may be a bit morbid. Actually, I wouldn’t be too surprised if Stan Lee lived to be 100. Still, I know what I’d be thinking on my 90th birthday. Hell, I just turned 26, and already I feel like I’m on a slow march toward death.

In slightly more light-hearted news, I had a dream last night that I played Half-Life 3. At one point Gordon Freeman spoke and it blew my mind. Shortly after this, I was involved in a professional wrestling match where I gave some skinny kid like 20 suplexes and then felt kind of bad about it.